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Old 07-26-2015, 07:34 AM
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bad day at the Marina.

This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for a stroll around the Marina.
I noticed a character shouting "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels!",
when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying.
If he didn't get help he would surely drown!
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department!
It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded.
I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.

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Old 07-26-2015, 07:39 AM
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Holy crap that was funny as hell.....Lucky for him they didn't have the pony express still around or they'd never find the body.....ha ha ha

Great one..
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