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Old 12-15-2006, 12:48 PM
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The priest in a small Irish village loved the c o c k and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the c o c k went missing. The priest knew that c o ck fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a co ck?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a co ck?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anyabody seen a co ck that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY co ck?"

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
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