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Old 11-14-2006, 08:25 PM
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An older Army general recently went to the doctor for his yearly physical. Before he began, the doctor asked the old general the standard questions: age, height, weight. Then the army doc asked when was the last time the general had sexual relations.

"Oh," the general mused, "It was 1945."

"Isn't that a long time to go without sex?" the doctor asked.

The general replied, "I don't think so. According to your clock it's only 21:13."
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