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Forum: Open Channel 03-03-2016, 01:15 PM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
I became confused when I heard the...

I became confused when I heard the word"Service"used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U..S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State,...
Forum: Open Channel 02-22-2016, 03:24 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
ďA foursome of men waited at the men's tee while...

ďA foursome of men waited at the men's tee while a foursome of women was hitting in front of them -- taking their time.
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10 feet.
Then...
Forum: Open Channel 02-13-2016, 08:34 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
IRISH OR ITALIAN ...? There were two...

IRISH OR ITALIAN ...?

There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola,
whose lives paralleled each other in amazing ways.
In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland,
Antonio...
Forum: Open Channel 02-10-2016, 09:10 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into...

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "Wow,...
Forum: Open Channel 02-09-2016, 03:38 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in...

Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London. Paddy looked in one of ‎the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign read...
"Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £3.00 each, Trousers...
Forum: Open Channel 02-08-2016, 05:06 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
ATHEIST IN THE WOODS An atheist was...

ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

An atheist was walking through the woods.a

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.
Forum: Open Channel 02-06-2016, 04:25 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
An old prospector shuffled into the town of El...

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat.

He walked up to the...
Forum: Open Channel 02-05-2016, 08:31 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
Let's Hope This Happens To All Of Us! ...

Let's Hope This Happens To All Of Us!
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All golfers should live so long as to be this kind of old man!

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you...
Forum: Open Channel 02-03-2016, 02:41 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
The "F" Word When is @#$% Acceptable? ...

The "F" Word


When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only ten times in history where the"F"word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

10. "What the @#$* do you mean,...
Forum: Open Channel 02-01-2016, 02:50 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
GOLF AND WHAT IT ALL MEANS Golf can best be...

GOLF AND WHAT IT ALL MEANS

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer..

Golf ! You hit down to make the...
Forum: Open Channel 01-30-2016, 03:22 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
SENIOR'S DAY AT THE COURSEDavid Letterman's Top...

SENIOR'S DAY AT THE COURSEDavid Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09... You can stop in the middle and have a...
Forum: Open Channel 01-29-2016, 04:24 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
Subject: Golf foursomes WORST FOURSOME...

Subject: Golf foursomes

WORST FOURSOME EVER
1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON

WHY, YOU ASK?
Forum: Open Channel 01-27-2016, 12:16 PM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
HOW OLD GUYS PICK UP WOMEN I am getting on...

HOW OLD GUYS PICK UP WOMEN

I am getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore.
Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges....


But, I have a nice car, a little...
Forum: Open Channel 01-25-2016, 05:27 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was...

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was

giving a lecture on

'Involuntary Muscle

Contraction' to the first

year medical students.
Forum: Open Channel 01-24-2016, 06:43 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
Ghost Sex A professor at the Auburn...

Ghost Sex

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90...
Forum: Open Channel 01-23-2016, 04:54 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
Nursing Home Police Ethel was a bit of a...

Nursing Home Police

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
...
Forum: Open Channel 01-22-2016, 09:12 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
THE CAUSE OF ARTHRITIS A drunk man who...

THE CAUSE OF ARTHRITIS

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway
next to a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red
lipstick, and a half-empty bottle...
Forum: Open Channel 01-21-2016, 11:03 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. ...

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
Seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more...
Forum: Open Channel 01-19-2016, 01:48 PM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
An Adult Fairy Tale ...

An Adult Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time there lived a King..
The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..

But there was a problem. Everything the...
Forum: Open Channel 01-15-2016, 02:00 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what...
Forum: Open Channel 01-14-2016, 04:11 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant A...

Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box...
Forum: Open Channel 01-13-2016, 06:49 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
It's Hell to be Old OLD people have...

It's Hell to be Old

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

A 79-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor...
Forum: Open Channel 01-12-2016, 05:24 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
BOB & THE BLONDE: Bob walked into a sports...

BOB & THE BLONDE:

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV....

The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the...
Forum: Open Channel 01-11-2016, 03:37 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
A father and son chat A young...

A father and son chat




A young Arab boy asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads...
Forum: Open Channel 01-10-2016, 05:19 AM
Replies: 556
Views: 162,091
Posted By David R 1968
Due to the cultural climate of political...

Due to the cultural climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to them...
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